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When it comes to arrogance, John Bolton takes the cake—and probably the whole bakery. This guy, a former national security advisor turned self-proclaimed expert, strutted around like he was the king of the swamp even when Donald Trump was in office. Did he think he was above the fray? Spoiler alert: he wasn’t. He’s just another old coral rhino, full of hot air and not much else.
Let’s talk about his memoir, shall we? Bolton had the audacity to shove classified documents into his book, thinking it would make for a gripping read. Instead, it read more like a desperate attempt to stay relevant. He’s been criticizing Trump since day one, claiming the president’s policies lacked coherence and direction. Irony, much? Here’s a guy whose own decision-making process resembles a game of pin the tail on the donkey—blindfolded and spinning in circles.
And let’s not forget that the Biden administration tried to sweep Bolton’s shenanigans under the rug. It’s almost comical how they shut down investigations into him, acting like he’s some sort of untouchable celebrity. Newsflash: the swamp isn’t draining itself, and the more these “untouchables” dance around, the more they expose their own foolishness.
Bolton’s criticisms of Trump were at least entertaining. He called him “stunningly uninformed” while simultaneously being the poster child for poor judgment. If he had a dime for every time he tried to play the “I’m smarter than you” card, he could fund his own political campaign—oh wait, he tried that, and it flopped harder than a fish out of water.
So here’s to you, John Bolton. Keep poking the bear, keep spilling the tea, and keep reminding us why we need to drain the swamp. Your arrogance is only exceeded by your delusions of grandeur. The more you talk, the more you reveal your own inadequacies. You might think you’re a unicorn in a field of rhinos, but in reality, you’re just another washed-up political has-been trying to stay relevant. Cheers to more of your foolish antics—let’s see how far that gets you!
